THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES
(Source: poisonseaurchins, via introverto)
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
I heard this song mixed with the Grindin’ beat and I was like aye
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"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
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